Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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