Nicole vs. Life
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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