2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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