She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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