I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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