I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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