That's intense
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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