He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have fence marks all over my body
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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