Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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