Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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