New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
