You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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