And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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