Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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