i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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