Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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