Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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