The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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