yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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