fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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