My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
