Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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