I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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