If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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