fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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