we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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