Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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