Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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