I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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