your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize
