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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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