she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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