Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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