ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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