you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I made him laugh his dick is mine
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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