bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
false alarm. still invincible.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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