yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Randomize
