she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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