I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
