Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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