I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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