I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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