just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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