I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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