Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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