At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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