I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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