Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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