Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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