Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im six kinds of drunk right now
this just has baby written all over it
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
