I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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