Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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