i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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